Saturday, February 27, 2010

It's the Césars!

Marc explains the news from France

Ugh. Tonight's the César awards, presented by the imaginary Académie des Césars" (French had to copy the Oscars, by inventing an institution just to award them). The Académie (not française, but des Césars), uses the term "nommé" for "nominee". You see, the French get their panties in a twist for the oddest things. While they see nothing wrong about saying "mail" instead of "courriel" for e-mail, and while they delight in doing their "footing" (jogging) wearing their "jogging" (track suit), their skin crawls when you say "nominé" for "nominee".

Why is this a problem? Well, because "nominé", despite its perfectly French looks, is an illegal alien. Search for "nominé" + "barbarisme" in Google and you get over 8000 hits. And almost all those riled up about this will tell you that the "right" term in French is "nommé".

Except, of course, that this is total BS. "Nommé" is the past participle of "nommer", a verb that means "to name". A civil servant is "nommé" to his position, for example. In the context of an award, it would mean the winner of the award, not a nominee. "Untel est nommé au César du meilleur acteur" would be far more likely to mean that Untel won the award, not that he was one of a number of candidates.<

And there you have the right "right" word. A far better choice would be "candidat".

Monday, February 22, 2010

What Polanski said and when he said it

For the apologists who keep claiming that Polanski did nothing criminal, never admitted it, was cheated regarding his sentence, blah blah blah, read the transcript of his plea hearing at The Smoking Gun.

Some key extracts.

MR. GUNSON: Mr. Polanski, to Count III of indictment number A-334139, which charges you with the commission of Unlawful Sexual Intercourse on March 10th, 1977, a felony, how do you plead?
DEFENDANT: Guilty
MR. GUNSON: Your Honor does the Court make a finding that
Mr. Polanski knew and understood his constitutional rights?
THE COURT: Yes, the Court's made such a finding.
MR. GUNSON: And that he knowingly and intelligently waived those rights?
THE COURT: I have made such a finding.
MR. GUNSON: And does the Court also make a finding that
Mr. Polanski knows of the consequences of his plea?
THE DEFENDANT: Yes.
THE COURT: Yes.

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MR. GUNSON: Mr. Polanski, before you can plead quilty, you must understand the possible direct consequences of your plea. Do you understand you are pleading to a felony?
THE DEFENDANT: Yes.
MR. GUNSON: What is the maximum sentence for unlawful sexual intercourse?
THE DEFENDANT: It's one to fifteen -- twenty years in
State Prison.

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MR. GUNSON: Who do you think will decide whether or not you will get probation?
DEFENDANT: The Judge.
MR GUNSON: Who do you think will determine whether the sentence will be a felony or a misdemeanor?
THE DEFENDANT: The Judge.
MR. GUNSON: Do you understand that at this time the Court has not made any decision as to what sentence you will receive?
THE DEFENDANT: (No response.)
MR. GUNSON: Do you understand that the Judge has not made any decision?
THE DEFENDANT: Yes.

Total, a French national champion

Marc explains the news from France

The story HERE.

A strike at refineries and depots of French oil company Total has created a strong likelihood for gas shortages in France. Total supplies about half of France's gas supply. The firm is the result of a takeover by privately owned Total Fina of state-owned Elf Aquitaine under the approving eye of "Socialist" prime minister Lionel Jospin. This is part of a philosophy of the French elite that France needs international "champions", powerhouses in each economic sector. This usually means that French firms need to merge. More recently, we've seen this in the takeover of state-owned Gaz de France by privately owned Suez in the field of energy and public services.  When a company is looking to be sold, the French government will impose as many impediments as possible to a foreign partner in favor of a French one.

One consequence is that there are inevitably more job losses in France, where all the duplication of central services is concentrated.  So why would the elite in the press and politics push these "solutions"? The answer, I think, is that it keeps the top jobs and the levers of patronage in the hands of the French elite, which moves so easily from government to the "private" sector and back.

Another negative outcome is what we're seeing with Total. By concentrating the country's refining and storage capacity in the hands of one firm, the country is more vulnerable to social unrest.

A history of the merger of Total, Petrofina, and Elf HERE.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

DP Feb 18: One-by-one

LW1 has recovered from an abusive mother and cut off contact with her and her siblings and half-siblings. Now a younger half-sister, who has an ongoing relationship with mom, wants LW to join that big happy family. LW doesn't want to get back into that, but doesn't want to hurt the well-meaning younger half-sister. Prudie advises to tell the sister that she can't be involved in the family, period. Thanks, but no thanks.
My take: Prudie's right. It might be different if sister wasn't close to your mother, but she is, and that's bad for you.

LW2 is a trophy wife who is unhappy that the wives of her husband's friends don't seem to like her. This is made worse by husband's comments that these men all think she's just so hot. LW takes refuge in child care when they all get together. Prudie advises to join the party, but to also make her own friends among young mothers her age.
My take: Prudie's right. I want to know whether this is LW's husband's second or third marriage.

LW3 is worried about their toddlers seeing her husband's large tattoo of a joint-smoking tiger on his back, a relic of his rebellious youth. Both LW and hubbie were wild youths, but she wants her own kids to be obedient bots. Tattoo is too large to have removed. Prudie advises not to worry about this, and if anything must be done to the tattoo, add something to turn the joint into something else (dildo?).
My take: Prudie's right. This is not a big deal, and if you think you must do something about it, Prudie's solution seems very common-sensical. But LW does need to get used to the idea that her children will rebel, whether she likes it or not. Maybe it's better to explain why the tattoo is there than to pretend it never existed?

LW4 is a woman who discreetly pointed out to another woman at the supermarket that the woman's fly was open. Husband thinks this is wrong, and that it's better not to tell, thus allowing the person to think that maybe noone's noticed. Prudie advises that husband is nuts. Please tell.
My take: Prudie's right. Who would ever think no-one noticed? (Had this happen to me this week...)

Friday, February 19, 2010

A real blog post from Slate.com's Brow Beat

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Allah forbid a fast food place should serve its clients' needs

Marc explains the news from France...

Quick is a fast food burger chain, the product of a long-ago merger of various European chains (ah, Freetime!). Apparently it is now owned indirectly by the French government (nobody really knew that until the latest scandal).

Anyhow, one of their outlets in Roubaix near Lille in northern France decided to serve its potential clientele of Muslim diners by going hallal. This included replacing bacon by smoked turkey.

In Islamopsychotic (I think it's beyond Islamophobic) France, this is an unholy provocation. What?!!! A restaurant that dares NOT serve pork! Time for a constitutional amendment requiring all citizens to eat Schweinfleisch. That would be a great way to begin deporting Jews and Muslims. I'm sure there are still plenty of people around with experience from the 1940s. The SNCF still has plenty of train cars...

Info on the current ownership HERE; http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-01-22/cdc-said-to-consider-sale-of-european-hamburger-chain-quick.html

A story (in French) about the "polemic": http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5ikQoe-NSy-CPIWyOsxq6EZfC0nYQ

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Nadine Morano has some identity issues

In which Marc explains the news from France.

The "national great national debate on national identity of the nation" launched by Nicolas Sarkozy and run by the traitor Eric Besson has run its predictable pre-electoral race-baiting, immigrant-hating, Islamophobic course... or rather, has been nipped in the bud before more members of Sarkozy's party made more blatant racist "gaffes". Instead of the final major conference to sum up the results of the regional events (in short: immigrants bad, Muslims bad, foreigners bad, Africans bad), the process was aborted in the form of a cabinet seminar, in which various members of the cabinet yelled at Besson for fraking things up.

Among the fraking-uppers was Nadine Morano, minister of Family Affairs. During this long debate period, she said: "Moi, ce que je veux du jeune musulman, quand il est français, c'est qu'il aime son pays, c'est qu'il trouve un travail, c'est qu'il ne parle pas le verlan, qu'il ne mette pas sa casquette à l'envers" (What I expect from a young Muslim man, when he's French, is that he loves his country, that he finds a job, that he doesn't speak slang, and that he doesn't wear his baseball cap backwards.).

Today, Nadine Morano, the minister of moralizing (I'd say more, but she has a history of suing people who tell the truth about her), was questioned about the end of the debate. One of the "outcomes" of the cabinet seminar was the establishment of a blue-ribbon panel to think about the issues raised by the debate. The interviewer cited Georges Clemenceau, who said that the best way to bury an issue was to name a committee to study it. Morano replied: "Clemenceau a le droit de dire ce qu'il souhaite. C'est son analyse, pas la mienne" (Clemenceau is entitled to think as he pleases. That's his analysis, not mine). Nadine, a government minister, seems to ignore the identity of one of the most famous names in French history, the namesake for one of France's only aircraft carriers, prime minister during WWI, Clemenceau, The Tiger.

Message to Nadine: he's dead. He's been dead for some 80 years.