Reading the good ol' Parisien.
The bowling alley at Porte de Champerret is in danger. Bowling alleys use too much space to be profitable within the city. Two have closed already, and the largest, Porte de la Chapelle, is under threat from urban renewal plans (and would already be gone if Paris had won its bid for the Olympics).
Reflexologist/foot fetishist minister and mayor Georges Tron gets two pages. Not quite DSK-levels, but still not bad. He's probably gonna have to resign, to avoid more embarrassment for the government.
Other ministers are joining in on the attack on immigrant children. Surprise!